"We Can Get Them for You Wholesale" is a 1984 short story by Neil Gaiman. The story was first published in the British magazine Knave, and has also been included in his short story collections Angels and Visitations (1993) and Smoke and Mirrors (1998), and in the anthology Bangs & Whimpers: Stories About the End of the World. including "four or five [student films] a year". It has also been adapted into a comic that was nominated for the Eisner Award for Best Short Story in 1995.

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