Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch is the 35th album by American musician Frank Zappa, released on May 3, 1982 and digitally remastered in 1991. It features five tracks composed by Zappa, and one song, "Valley Girl", co-written with his then-14 year old daughter Moon Zappa, who provided the spoken monologue mocking valley girls, including phrases like "Gag me with a spoon!".
The album's first half consists of studio recordings, while the second half consists of live recordings.
Production
Side one was recorded at Zappa's Utility Muffin Research Kitchen studio at his home in Los Angeles; while side two consisted of live performances from Zappa's fall 1981 U.S. tour with studio overdubs. The live material was originally intended for a double album tentatively titled either Chalk Pie or Crush All Boxes II, which was scrapped after Zappa's record distributor requested a single album instead.
The cover art for the album (from which it gets its name) shows the classic Droodle, by Roger Price. The shapes in the cover art also suggest the letters "ZA" (and "P", sideways), as in "Zappa". At the time of the album's production, Price was living nearby to Zappa.
The phrase "Ebzen Sauce" in "No Not Now" is derived from "Epsom Salt", an alternative name for magnesium sulfate. This was apparently one of John Smothers's (Zappa's bodyguard) many malapropisms, which are also referred to in the song "Dong Work for Yuda" from Joe's Garage (1979). In the February 1983 issue of Guitar Player magazine, the song was said to have an "extremely distinctive bass line", which Zappa liked "because for people who don't understand what's going on in the rest of the song, there's always the bass line".
"Valley Girl" – the second song on the album, and the song that would eventually become the album's single – was a combination of a guitar riff that Frank had composed, and a desire from his daughter, Moon, to work with her father. Musically, it is one of the most atypical Zappa tunes because of how relatively "normal" it is compared to other compositions, and is played entirely in 4/4 with the exception of the 7/4 groove at the very end. Tom Mulhern observed in Guitar Player that the "red-hot" guitar riff had actually been mixed "back in the mix", which Zappa explained was "because it conflict[ed] with the vocal part. And that red-hot-sounding guitar was just me and the drummer jamming at three o'clock in the morning. That track was the basis for the song. It was a riff that started off at a soundcheck about a year before, and I had been piddling with it for a long time. One night, we finally did it, saved the tape, and little by little we added all of this other stuff to it, and we got 'Valley Girl'." Scott Thunes's bass line was spontaneous and played through a Vox amp, and was the final addition to the song, which originally "didn't even have a bass part; it was [originally] just guitar and drums".
Zappa's band for the fall 1981 and summer 1982 tours, which he would continue to feature on the next few albums and the You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore series, included Ray White on rhythm guitar and vocals, Steve Vai on guitar, Tommy Mars on keyboards, Bobby Martin on keyboards, saxophone and vocals, Ed Mann on percussion, Scott Thunes on bass and Chad Wackerman on drums. For studio sessions, he also used past band members including vocalists Ike Willis, Bob Harris and Roy Estrada and bassists Arthur Barrow and Patrick O'Hearn.
The album "was mixed on JBL 4311 speakers" with MicMix Dynaflanger and Aphex compressors, consequently giving a "played up" prominence to its songs' bass lines.
Track listing
Personnel
Musicians
- Frank Zappa – lead guitar, vocals
- Steve Vai – guitar (credited as "Impossible Guitar Parts")
- Ray White – rhythm guitar, vocals
- Tommy Mars – keyboards
- Bobby Martin – keyboards, saxophone, vocals
- Ed Mann – percussion
- Scott Thunes – bass on "Drowning Witch", "Envelopes", "Teen-Age Prostitute", and "Valley Girl"
- Arthur Barrow – bass on "No Not Now" and the first part of "I Come from Nowhere"
- Patrick O'Hearn – bass on the guitar solo in "I Come from Nowhere"
- Chad Wackerman – drums
- Roy Estrada – falsetto vocals on "No Not Now"; vocals on "I Come from Nowhere"
- Ike Willis – vocals
- Bob Harris – vocals
- Lisa Popeil – vocals on "Teen-Age Prostitute"
- Moon Zappa – vocal on "Valley Girl"
Charts
Album
Billboard (United States)
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! align="left" width="30%"| Year
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! align="center"| Position
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| align="left"| 1982
| align="left"| Billboard 200
| align="center"| 23
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Singles
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| align="left" rowspan=2| "Valley Girl"
| align="left"| Mainstream Rock
| align="center"| 12